Some things you should beware of on this account.
Quotes: Watch out for these they can appear anywhere, at any time.
Jokes: Extremely dangerous things, they can kill you.
Stories: Literature, very dangerous, read at your own peril.
Pictures: Eye burning images. (As in 'unexpected)
Sarcasm: like this entire journal.
Morning: No really he's serious.
Breaking the 4th wall (the other 3 walls are optional, ceiling is a definite): Will happen!
Two people having a conversation at the bottom via the same account: Morning: That was long. Warrior: I know, right
Uh, I know silence!: M: This is because he can't think of anything to say, a minor